10' gator

[gride]

Got one hanging in our river and swimming the whole thing. Game warden won't help until it hurts someone. What's a good story to tell him to get him out here? I don't mind going shining and hitting it with a 12g slug or ar15, but don't feel like getting prosecuted for it. Any ideas? I was just gonna yell, " it's headed right for us." and shoot

[Texan1554]

Leave it, it won't bother you. If it does, shoot it, make some boots.

[AirTool]

Get a huge car washing sponge and soak it in bacon fat.

Dangle it out on a small string until he eats it. Sponge clogs up his pyloric sphincter and soon he dies. If he lives, get a bigger sponge.

[east tx skier]

15' alligator would probably take care of him, but that might leave you with a bigger problem.

[teamseal]

Wally, a 14' gator hangs out near our slalom course I think he is a slalom fan as when we break out the trick skis he goes away! Any way BBQ gator tail is pretty tasty with BBQ sauce and grilled peppers and onions...

[horkn]

I've always been very pleased every time I have had gator from a restaurant.

[AirTool]

I've always been very pleased every time I have had gator from a restaurant.

I've had gator gumbo a few times and had a hard time deciding if they got the meat from Good Year or Firestone.

[EarlyRiser]

Buy it a ticket to FL

[LR3w8kbrdr]

Buy it a ticket to FL

Dont send it here...we dont need any more!! Ive had the state trapper out to remove 3 of them (all over 8') only bc these things were trying to find their way to our dog in the fenced yard and werent afraid of people. Too many kids around to b having these gators in our community. But n boating lakes, they just sit on the outskirts however i couldnt keep my dog who loves water out of the dang lake.